The Bulls Missed Out On Winning The NBA Lottery And Cooper Flagg Because They Lost A Coin Toss To Dallas

A coin toss. I fucking COIN TOSS. Unbelievable. That is the type of news that I wish I never saw. I wish the 1.7% chance came and went and we could blame it on the Bulls being completely incompetent per usual. We know how to do that. Losing a coin toss and losing a potential franchise changing player makes me want to puke. I guess we can confirm that the Pope doesn't actually give a shit about anything except for the White Sox and Jesus. 

I need to know how the coin toss went down. If the Bulls were allowed to call it and that guy called heads then he needs to fired. Tails never fails. And even though it does sometimes, you have to at least have the logic of picking tails. 

So close. Almost had the nucleus. Buzelis and Flagg would've been something to care about. Now I don't care enough to google if I spelled Buzelis correctly.